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    > At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to
    > be a
    > public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in
    > possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a
    > calculator.
    > At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he
    > believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is
    > being charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
    > "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average
    > solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a
    > search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y'
    > and
    > refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong
    > to a
    > common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every
    > country.
    > As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to
    > every
    > triangle'."
    > When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
    > wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
    > given
    > us more fingers and toes."
  2. Ter - Bum - Tis ! :)
  3. oh dear what have we sunk to now.........
    Not bad for a monday morning though