A Jerry can of petrol

Discussion in 'Charity Auctions' started by Mighty_doh_nut, May 24, 2008.

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  1. With fuel prices the way they are, I reckon we can flog off a Jerry can of unleaded in an attempt to raise cash for Help them out but also attempt to gain entry to the Guinness book of records.

    http://www.madmaxonline.com/?gclid=CM2Yxousv5MCFQWT1QodMh2mCQ

    How far are we from this????

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    Bids please folks.

    1 x Jerry can of unleaded.... :D
     
  2. Auction to run until noon on 6th June (D-day anniversary)
     
  3. Thats hardly going to get us in the guinness book is it.......

    50
     
  4. I thought you all used bullocks and pit ponys in the North, what the fcuk is a can of 'magic water' going to be used for your way, temple offering?

    £52
     
  5. edited for being too slow, sorry.

    back in then £55.
     
  6. I'll go halves with you


    MDN just how much is in this Jerry can? Full?
     
  7. Well, my wagon runs on diesel, but if someone can find a suitable use* for it, ill bid and hand it over.

    *Suitable use means something which forwards the cause of democracy in the UK by eliminating, for example, labour party headquarters.

    I love the small of burning socialists in the morning, smells like ..... freedom!

    Ski.

    p.s. Whats the odds that when this jerry can arrives, its about the size of a novelty hip flask! - we wouldn't be able to do much freedom fighting with that!


    p.p.s to any P.C. morons who may happen to read this post. Its a joke numbnuts!
     
  8. You should flag it up with "As used by THEM"
     
  9. In fact no, why should I share after all I'm a Boris voting LAAANDENER!

    £70

    Petrol was invented for us zone 1 types, the rest of you can read about our lifestyles in those glossy mags you rob.

    While walking to work.

    :D 8) :lol:
     
  10. Ski,
    How about a home made air burst bomb? just a thought ( I would never suggest 10 Downing Street) anyway, an unashamed bump :)
     
  11. and £75 ;-)
     
  12. Well, the idea has some mileage, but we need more detail, like a target :twisted: .

    anyway, ill put up a ton, (£100 to the mongs out there) as I'm sure i can find a good home for it if noone comes up with a suitably destructive alternative.

    Does the can come with it?

    Ski.
     
  13. I take it, it is a 5 gallon jerry can? No way I could afford that at present....couldn't you auction something a bit cheaper? 5 gallons of molten gold perhaps?