A hero for our time.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ExplodingTrousers, Nov 19, 2008.

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  1. Good effort!

     
  2. In what order was he using them?
     
  3. "He pleaded guilty to the aforementioned raft of charges yesterday at Newcastle Local Court. The role of the Jack Russell in the incident is not noted."
    :hump: :clap:
     
  4. Probably barking up the wrong tree. :D
     
  5. When they say "750mm Jar" which dimension was 750mm then? And when did they measure it eh?

    And what's the law in Oz relating to Jar abuse? Is there a minimum size for an appropriate jar?

    And as for sitting "partially clothed with his genitals in a jar" is the problem because he was partially clothed and should have been fully clothed or totally nude?

    And what's wrong with keeping your genitals in jar? My Nan used to keep her teeth in a glass by the bed f'feck's sake. Perhaps he had detachable genitals.

    And why don't they stipulate the precise nature of the "Homemade sex aid"?
     
  6. Surely the fact that he had his genitals in a jar would constitute being clothed? If Speedos count...
     
  7. this happened at NOBBY'S BEACH

    Classic
     
  8. Did anyone venture down the page to the related articles link. Fecking priceless!