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A Hard Decision (No puns intended)

Flashman07

Flashman07

War Hero
#1
#1
Oh wise, wise ARRSErs I beg for your infinite knowledge and advice in my hour of need!

My situation is this, I still live with the parents and I am looking to move out. I live in Essex but work in Camden so my commute takes about an hour.

I have been offered by my hairdresser to live with her in her flat for a measley £250 a month in rent. My hairdresser is incredibly hot along with her friends who she invites round regularly and I would not hesitate to give her a good seeing to.

This aside her flat is in purfleet, which will add an extra 20 mins to my journey every morning and will also cost me a bit more in travel. Not to mention I will actually have to pay for my own food leaving me with less money at the end of the month. To top it all off Purfleet (by all accounts) is a shit hole.

What should I do?!
 
Ruckerwocman

Ruckerwocman

LE
#5
#5
the_boy_syrup

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#6
#6
I'm worried that you will not know how to give your hairdressor a good seeing to by the fact you have a hairdressor
You should go to a barbour young man prefrebably an old bloke who learn't to cut hair in the Army and only knows short back and sides

Try it Purfleet is a shithole however you have an essex bird wanting you to move in at least you can letch and bump into her naked every now and then
Keep on about shitholes and she might get the hint
 
batfink

batfink

War Hero
#7
#7
fairly easy answer, just keep us posted on developments including any photos etc
 
ordinaryforces

ordinaryforces

MIA
#10
#10
You shpuld go to a barbour young man prefrebably an old bloke who learn't to cut hair in the Army and only knows short back and sides

Cant resist posting this useless piece of info,
The guy in the specsavers ad who cuts the sheepdog used to be our camp barber in Boy's service...I see the fcuker has'nt improved much over the years.
 
Flashman07

Flashman07

War Hero
#11
#11
Not gay.
 
Flashman07

Flashman07

War Hero
#13
#13
This started off as a perfectly innocent thread about me wanting to ram my hairdresser (Its not gay lots of men have them nowadays) and now my hetrosexuality is in question. I didnt expect to be insulted so viciously by members of ARRSE and my feelings are extremely hurt...

...not gay.
 
Flashman07

Flashman07

War Hero
#15
#15
FatBoyGeorge said:
You're a fucking faggot! Man up, and move out! Learn to live with less money and even less sleep, would extra nights in with her dirty underwear not be worth it?

See you again when you're asking another bone question with only one obvious outcome.
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I have a massive bone thinking about my hairdresser if thats what you mean... because I'm not gay and that.
 
scarletto

scarletto

LE
#17
#17
Flashman07 said:
FatBoyGeorge said:
You're a fucking faggot! Man up, and move out! Learn to live with less money and even less sleep, would extra nights in with her dirty underwear not be worth it?

See you again when you're asking another bone question with only one obvious outcome.
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I have a massive bone thinking about my hairdresser if thats what you mean... because I'm gay and that.
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Come on, come clean, your gay, you keep saying now your not, yet you say that above.
 
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BambiBasher

Guest
#18
#18
You and her can sit up together at night eating ice cream, watching soap operas and doing each others hair.

You hermer.
 
Flashman07

Flashman07

War Hero
#20
#20
As much as my pride and self respect is in tatters I'm actually laughing my arrse off.
 
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