A guide to what women really mean

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by medman82, Jan 25, 2006.

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  1. Easier clarification of woman speak..any additions are welcome

    40-ish ........................ 49.
    Adventurous .............. Slept with everyone.
    Athletic ...................... No breasts
    Average looking .......... Moooo.
    Beautiful .................... Pathological liar.
    Emotionally Secure ... On medication.
    Feminist .................... Fat
    Free spirit .................. Junkie
    Friendship first .......... Former slut.
    New-Age ................... Body hair in the wrong places.
    Old-Fashioned ........... No BJs.
    Open-minded ............. Desperate
    Outgoing ................... Loud and Embarrassing.
    Professional .............. Bitch
    Voluptuous ................ Very Fat
    Hugh frame ............... Hugely Fat
    Wants soul mate ....... Stalker

    I must admit that these facts remind me of a few arrse maidens....no names no pack drill. :D