A Guide to Rough Women in Scotland

#1
Looking at another thread, this reminded me of "Dirty Donna from Dundee" she was corker, I met her at the Highland Show in Edinburgh,

She had a cylindrical body (boiler) with mammoth norks stuck on nipples like torpedo release buttons, she was blonde /short hair not bad looking for an 18 stoner, we went to her hotel room it was a 3 day eventer never been blown so much in my life, no holes barred. i remember humming "O Flower O Scotland" whilst pushing her sh1t back up her hoop by a fortnight.

Two weeks later i was doing some surveying in Dunfirmline, a bit short of dentists up there, fucking rough or what!!

Genitalmen you Rough ones as well
 
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#2
Dundee, Glasgow, Perth, Aberdeen, Inverness, Dundee, Stirling, Forfar, Brechin, Dundee, Peterhead...
 
#4
Biscuits_AB said:
Dundee, Glasgow, Perth, Aberdeen, Inverness, Dundee, Stirling, Forfar, Brechin, Dundee, Peterhead...
Corby.
 
#5
Biscuits_AB said:
Dundee, Glasgow, Perth, Aberdeen, Inverness, Dundee, Stirling, Forfar, Brechin, Dundee, Peterhead...
Fife, Dunbar, Elgin, Fort William, Dingwall, Lairg, Thurso, Wick, Stranraer, Kilmarnock, Dumfries, Lochinver, Lochgilphead, Stirling, Kirkcaldy...
 
#6
Bat_Crab said:
Biscuits_AB said:
Dundee, Glasgow, Perth, Aberdeen, Inverness, Dundee, Stirling, Forfar, Brechin, Dundee, Peterhead...
Fife, Dunbar, Elgin, Fort William, Dingwall, Lairg, Thurso, Wick, Stranraer, Kilmarnock, Dumfries, Lochinver, Lochgilphead, Stirling, Kirkcaldy...
Ecclefechan.
 

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#8
Fallingbostel
 
#9
Bat_Crab said:
Biscuits_AB said:
Dundee, Glasgow, Perth, Aberdeen, Inverness, Dundee, Stirling, Forfar, Brechin, Dundee, Peterhead...
Fife, Dunbar, Elgin, Fort William, Dingwall, Lairg, Thurso, Wick, Stranraer, Kilmarnock, Dumfries, Lochinver, Lochgilphead, Stirling, Kirkcaldy...
Dumbarton (Don't ask), Ayre, Glasgow...
 
#10
Or even Ayr.

Methyr Tydfil but I think I got a bit lost that day.
 
#13
Greenock.

The only place I've been that when I turned down a girl's advances, she tried to headbutt me and was dragged out of a nightclub by FOUR bouncers. :shock:
 
#15
the_matelot said:
Greenock.

The only place I've been that when I turned down a girl's advances, she tried to headbutt me and was dragged out of a nightclub by FOUR bouncers. :shock:
While you were pulled off by her mates!
 
#17
Not having this :threaten: some of the ugliest and intellectually challenge women I have ever come across came from ENGERLAND ..... to be specific ........ READING......... 'kin inbreeds the lot of them !!
 
#18
Especially the ones that moved there from Slough.
 
#19
Skye whilst on R&R...waitress from the hotel I was staying in - I must have seemed sophisticated and other worldly to her! Her idea of the big time was going to live with her fiance (oops, yes sorry about that but I wasn't the one with a diamond ring on!) in Falkirk - FFS. Oh, and Falkirk...
 
#20
Tarbert, Harris. Only saw one female and she was that ugly, the ferry refused to dock.

Didn't bother me, I was with the wife, in the car and didn't need the ferry.
 

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