A Guide to Ethnic and Religious Strife Through Human History

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  1. Why the _______s Hate the ________s

    1. They stole our _______!

    2. At the Battle of _______ in the ___ Century, they used unfair tactics to defeat us. We cannot rest until the souls of our dead are avenged.

    3. Their religion is absurd. Offensive, really - did you know they actually believe ________? And they won't be happy until EVERYBODY believes it!

    4. While it's not "politically correct" to say so, science has proven them to be ________.

    5. They smell weird.

    6. They live like animals. Children, education, the future - none of these matter to them.

    7. Their music is primitive, and encourages people to ______.

    8. Can you believe they eat _______? Think about that for a second - they actually put ________ in their MOUTHS.

    9. They want to sully our women.

    10. There are so many of them - all they do is_______ ! If we're not careful, someday soon we'll be submerged beneath a flood of_________ !

    11. If there's anything worse than a __________, it's a _________-lover. These traitors are trying to destroy us from within. !

    12. Sure, there are a few good _______s. But better safe than sorry.

    13. Yes, we killed ________ of them. You can't expect them to understand it was in self-defense - they're totally irrational. Sooner or later, they will seek revenge, and when they do, we must be prepared to kill more. That's the only language they understand.

    14. Of course we seem prejudiced. The media is obviously pro-___________.

    15. They're the reason we're so unhappy.

    8O Sound familiar with recent times. :twisted:
  2. They are all homosexuals and they are coming here to steal our women!
  3. Or at least take them shopping.