A guide on how to join the SAS,only costs £12.97.

#4
Has this been created by the Baron Castleshort?
 
#7
bitterandtwisted said:
Has this been created by the Baron Castleshort?
No, off course not! These people have 'Secret' information and 'Essential Insider' information. Things that Shortty never had :x

They've got secret stuff. This must be the real deal...
 
#8
Werewolf said:
Matt007 said:
Werewolf said:
Do you get a refund in the unlikely event you fail Selection? :lol:
im suprised it doesnt say "pass or your money back, 30 day guarantee!!!"
Or, "Free Black Nasty with every order!" :D
Even better!

YOUR ORDER COMES WITH A 10 DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE. IF YOU ARE NOT COMPLETELY SATISFIED WE WILL REFUND YOUR PAYMENT IN FULL WITHIN 10 DAYS OF PURCHASE.
 
#11
OPTION 1: CD ROM PACK DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR
You'll never know when it's going to arrive. It will just appear there one day, you will not have seen the "delivery man" - your house will now be at State 1, with the delivery team having conducted a rapid assessment of entry and exit routes, kill zones and firing positions. Anyone visiting your house at the time of delivery will be dead. Even if you dig up the cache containing the CD, it'll be too late - you will have failed selection and more often be dead or breathing your last sad breath. Oh, and your name will forever be inscribed in a database of similarly sad individuals who couldn't find Hereford on a map.
 
#12
I have a balcony outside my house.
 
#15
Werewolf said:
Matt007 said:
Werewolf said:
Do you get a refund in the unlikely event you fail Selection? :lol:
im suprised it doesnt say "pass or your money back, 30 day guarantee!!!"
Or, "Free Black Nasty with every order!" :D
How about a free mini flash-bang with ever 20 ordered :lol:

There are plenty of cashed up wannabes out there who would take the bite :twisted: , it could be a nice little earner :lol:
 
#16
supermatelot said:
I have a balcony outside my house.
Seems sensible. If it was inside your house it would be at best a mezzanine or at worst just a landing. :)
 
#17
I was on the mezzanine you know :p

3rd in fact.
 
#18
I was there as backup.

Only made it as far as the roof terrace.
 
#20
Matt007 said:
i wonder how many bits they have pinched off mr Mcnab :D
Has he become an organ donor?
 

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