A great way to pass an afternoon in the pub.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by shortfuse, Feb 19, 2005.

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  1. Get a copy of your local rag , and ring up the people selling all the sh*t in the classified pages , and wind them up , the following is a transcript of a conversation held in my local last saturday afternoon , between my myself , and several unsuspecting members of the public.

    "hello mate , i'm just ringing about the wheelbarrow you've got for sale"

    "oh yes"

    "can you tell me a bit about it , what colour is it?"

    "it's black"

    "has it had any previous owners?"

    "no mate , i bought it from B&Q "

    "oh .. right , has it got any major dents or rust on it ?"

    "no mate , it's in good nick"

    "whats the insurance like on it?"

    "LOOK YOU C*NT IT'S A F*CKING £10.00 WHEELBARROW ...NOW F-UCK OFF"

    "ooooooooooooh temper ..."

    click.
     
  2. "Hello mate , i'm calling about the dining suit"

    "oh yeah , it's still for sale"

    "excellent , what colour is it?"

    "it's a black one mate"

    "great .. just what i'm looking for , and what chest size is the jacket?"

    "eh?? what are you on about?"

    "the dining suit .... what size is the jacket?"

    "dining suit ?... its a dining SUITE you c-ock"

    click.
     
  3. Got some time on your hands then?
     
  4. But you gotta laugh. At least I did, but then that's no recommendation :lol: