Get a copy of your local rag , and ring up the people selling all the sh*t in the classified pages , and wind them up , the following is a transcript of a conversation held in my local last saturday afternoon , between my myself , and several unsuspecting members of the public. "hello mate , i'm just ringing about the wheelbarrow you've got for sale" "oh yes" "can you tell me a bit about it , what colour is it?" "it's black" "has it had any previous owners?" "no mate , i bought it from B&Q " "oh .. right , has it got any major dents or rust on it ?" "no mate , it's in good nick" "whats the insurance like on it?" "LOOK YOU C*NT IT'S A F*CKING Â£10.00 WHEELBARROW ...NOW F-UCK OFF" "ooooooooooooh temper ..." click.