A GREAT DAY FOR THE ENGLISH

#1
What a great day for England our boys did us proud down in Sydney and the victory made oh so sweeter because of who it was against............

1 more game to go :D

Anyone from the site living in Sydney who was at the game ?
 
#7
Don't know about that, but just phoned Quantas, and the flights down are going for 900 squid, another 200 for ticket, and another 5-600 for incidentals. It has to be worth it.

Next stop medical dictionary to find suitable disease for sicky.
 

X-Inf

War Hero
Book Reviewer
#9
Sorry, I may have been mistaken about the title for this post - perhaps you were referring to England 2 Denmark 3 yesterday? :roll:
 
#10
X-inf......... You may well be bitter that the jocks got slapped out of thier pyjamas but to cheer for another nation when the English have done the United Kingdom proud is a joke.

I'll bet you have a big chip on your shoulder, and a big red bulbous Albert Tatlock style nose......... Whisky supping Jock puff :D

Swallow your pride and get behind the English you bitter and twisted tart
 

X-Inf

War Hero
Book Reviewer
#11
MDN -

Oooohhh handbags at 50 paces then. Proper whisky does not have an 'e' in it. You are right about the nose though.

Keep on biting :!: :!: :!: :!: :D
 
#13
Bone comment of the day from duty Welshman in the mess - 'England might have won, but they didn't play very well!'

As opposed to Wales, presumably, who may have played well but were knocked out.
 
#15
Have you lot heard about the dastardly French trying to hi-jack the English victory, claiming that it is a "victory for Europe."
Bloody cheek!!!
 
#16
ViroBono said:
As opposed to Wales, presumably, who may have played well but were knocked out.
A song, in honour of your mighty mate: (Sung to the tune of their great National Anthem)

Wales, Wales, bloody great fishes are Wales,
They swim in the sea
We have them for tea
Oh! Bloody great fishes are Wales.

'Bout all they're good for. Nonces.
 
#18
Alternative Haka

To those of you who are feeling a little dejected after the World Cup drawdown the following might help.

PS I believe rugby has become a bit old fashioned, I believe professional coracle racing is the way ahead. Southern Hemisphere teams need not apply.

Seeing how the All Blacks were motivated by performing "The Haka" before their World Cup Games, the other nations were asked to suggest pre-match rituals of their own. The results were as follows:

The England team will chat about the rain, wave hankies in the air and attach bells to their ankles for a while before moaning about how they invented the game, and gave it to the world, and how it's not fair that everyone can beat them now. They will then retreat to the showers and shag each other.

The Scotland team will chant "You lookin' at me Jimmy?" before smashing an Irn-Bru bottle over their opponents head.

The Ireland team will split into two, with the Southern half performing a Riverdance to cover them nicking all the groundsman's fertiliser and burying it under the posts, while the Northerners march the Traditional route from their dressing room to the pitch, via their opponents' dressing room.

Unfortunately the Welsh suggestion has been vetoed by the RSPCA.

Argentina will unexpectedly invade a small part of the stands, claim it as their own "Las In-Goals-Areas" and then be forcibly removed by the Stewards.

Two members of the South African team will claim to be more important than the other thirteen whom they will coral between the posts while they claim the rest of the pitch for themselves.

The Americans will not be there until half time. In future years they will alter the records to show they were in fact the most important team in the tournament and Hollywood will make a film called "Saving No 8 Lyle".

Five of the Canadian team will sing La Marseilleise and hold the rest of the side to ransom.

The Italian team will arrive in red penis-substituting cars, sexually harass the female stewards and then run away.

The Spanish will sneak into the other half of the pitch, mow it and then claim that it was in line with the European "grass quotas". They will then curl up under the posts and have a kip until half time.

The Japanese will attempt to strengthen their team by offering good salaries to the key opposition players (over 35) and then run around the pitch at high speed in a highly efficient manner before buying the ground (with a subsidy from the UK Government).

The French will declare they have new scientific evidence that the opposition are in fact mad. They will then park lorries across the halfway line, let sheep loose in the opposition half and burn the officials.

The Australians will have a barbie before negotiating lucrative singing and TV contracts in the UK. They will then invite their mates to come and live with them in Shepherds Bush before beating up all the women on the touchline.
 

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