a good reason to see the doctor

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by J_D, Feb 19, 2005.

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  1. J_D

    J_D LE

  2. Seriously SICK,
    Mi roast for lunch may cum back ta see me.
  3. Did Jumper land on a big marrow? :mrgreen:

    Did maggots not notice anything missing or for that matter extra when he combed his hair? :roll:

    Jumper 2 is just a little deflated - pump him up !!! :oops:

    go f**k Yourself 8O is doing just that
  4. J_D

    J_D LE

    Still disgusting ewwwwwwwwww...........talk about as flat as a pancake!
  5. Pavement pizza
  6. Doing well so far Anya.

    TWO successive posts on a thread with half decent grammar and no shitey txt spk.

    Those classes at your local Infants school worked then?

    Keep up the good work, what what?

  7. J_D

    J_D LE

    txt spk huh wotz dat wen at home?

    Ah well infant school is like a class in rocket science.............want to join?
  8. The last image is definitely Photoshop'ed. More or less sure that the others are as well.
  9. Go and die somewhere. There's a good lass.
  10. J_D

    J_D LE

    Dale ohhhhhhhhhh your words were so sharp.........ouch I think I may go cry not!! Get some new material little boy,,,,
  11. Yay - Slug is a boy.

    F uck off anya
  12. A small ditty (ahem ahem)

    Anya called the doctor
    She was a little hot
    She had a rash all over
    And bouts of old gut rot
    The doctor said to go and boil
    Some water on the hob
    Then stick her head inside it
    and that would shut her gob

    Anya did his bidding but
    Alas the pan boiled dry
    The rash was getting more intense
    and scratching made it dry
    The doctor said it does no good
    to dab on kitchen roll
    There really is no hope for you
    I cannot cure a troll.

  13. They are disgusting phot's!

    Whats up with this Anya chick? Looks like not many people like the poor lass?

    Never mind there is more to life.
  14. Yes, the photo's are a bit unsavoury to say the least.

    I'll tell you 'what's up' with Anya, she shares the same IP address as you! The similarity doesn't end there, she's also the same height as you AND also makes the same grammatical mistakes when chatting! What a coincidence!

    I think THAT'S a good reason to see the doctor! :D