A Good Night on The Lash

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  1. I was thinking to myself the other day that a consequence of a good night on the urine is suffering from the danger symptoms of nerve agent poisoning!

    N - Nausea and Vomiting

    I - Involuntary P*ssing and S*itting

    M - Muscular Twitching

    S - Stoppage of Breath!

    So far ive only achieved 3 of the above, I have yet to be revived on the high street! has anyone achieved the full 4!?
  2. Omly scores of 3 will be considered on the GCS :lol: :lol:
  3. "Buck" Rodgers, 3 Regt AAC circa 1989 - 90 (no persec, he's long gone)

    Found in a ditch on the B1 by a GCP bod who had stopped for a p1ss and did indeed p1ss on him.

    Out of his face, no DM left, elects to walk back from the OG, collapses in a drainage ditch on the B1, chucks up, p1sses and sh1ts himself and then stops breathing. Only survived due to the GCP having a lucky leak.

    2 weeks in hospital, heroes return.