A Good Ex Wife Story-Apologies if it is a repeat

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  1. While taxiing at London's Airport, the crew of a US Air flight
    departing for Ft Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727.
    An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew,
    screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going? I told you to turn
    right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there.
    I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D,
    but get it right!"
    Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting
    hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever
    to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you
    to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour,
    and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I
    tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?"
    "Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded.
    Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly
    silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance
    engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind.
    Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high.
    Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone,
    asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"
  2. ancienturion

    ancienturion LE Book Reviewer

    After a while one of the pilots in circuit said "I'm bored."
    Immediately she screamed "Who said that?"
    The reply was "Madam I said I am bored, not stupid."

    Now put them both in the jokes please.
  3. I knew it was too good not to have been around the circuit before