First of all I know this a REME forum but this is worth a giggle. Next time you are in work find a copy of October's Soldier mag. Go to page 90, its the page where they ask soldiers the month's pertinent question. Check out the reply given by the chap in the top centre of the group, double barrel name. If this doesn't make you giggle, don't know what will. Obviously the editor doesn't think like a REME tradesman or this would nevetr have made print . Responses pse.