A Gazelle has just landed on my sports pitch. Why anyone?

#1
A Gazelle has just landed on the University of Essex cricket pitch, powered up and down twice and has now finally buggered off.

This doesn't usually happen, as far as I've noticed anyway, and I was wondering if anyone could shed light on it?

Is the entire AAC going to be descending on our cricket pitch from now on? Do they want tea and sandwiches, or maybe a pint in the SU bar?

Any guesses?
 
#7
Don't worry, a Gazelle is only a small one, they may send a big bugger next time. That may endanger the wigs of the faculty staff, if they are anywhere to be seen on a Sunday that is.
 
#8
Tilbake said:
Cover the whole cricket pitch with long sharpened staves set at 2m intervals.

That'll learn em if they try it again.
String steel wire rope between high points around the pitch,litter bin liners about the area,Cover a Mk VII Atk mine with "scrapyard confetti" and command detonate it when they arrive.

You too can have fun with "AHOOs
 
#9
Plant-Pilot said:
That may endanger the wigs of the faculty staff, if they are anywhere to be seen on a Sunday that is.
You know it's going to be a productive week if they manage to get in by wednesday. Weekends are a no hoper.
 
#10
Was there anything hanging off it? Loose rotor blade or maybe a skid hanging at a 45 degree angle? Sounds like 657. Or was the pilot(s) drinking cans of lager (664?).
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#11
The Lord Flasheart said:
On a Sunday, it may be the chaps from Nethers. Either that or someones nicked it.
Was the pilot about 14 yrs of age and wearing a white track suit, baseball cap and bling? Was there a yellow handled screwdriver just visible, hanging out of anything what could very loosely resemble an ignition. Were there three other similarly dressed 'youthes' in the back?

Netheravon Chavs..........steal anything.
 
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cloudbuster

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#16
Pity they couldn't/didn't teach you how to spell 40.
Try 'forty', as in 'P forty-five' :lol:
 
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cloudbuster

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#18
Imagine the damage a herd of wildebeast (or wildereems - there's going back a bit) might have done!
 
#19
Oh go on we all know it was Flashy popping in for a quick brasilian you just weren't quick enough to see they dropped him off and then picked him up afterwards :lol:
 
#20
The Lord Flasheart said:
On a Sunday, it may be the chaps from Nethers. Either that or someones nicked it.
most probably me and my mates out for a test ride with flash and gunny
 

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