A Few songs.... With Apologies.....

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by uncle_vanya, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. With apologies.....

    Wild thing...you make my ring sting...
    You make everything
    Stink…
    I said wild thing...

    Wild thing, I think, you make my thing swing..
    But I wanna know for sure
    Come on, rim me tight
    I love you

    Wild thing...your stinking rigid thing..
    You make everything
    Sooo Itchy….
    I said stinking thing...

    Wild thing, I think you made me sick..
    But I wanna know for sure
    So come on, do you have the Clap..
    You move me and make me sick…
    ..................

    Happy birthday to you
    Though you make us all spew
    Get plastered you bastard
    Happy birthday to you

    May you live hundred years
    May you drink million beers
    Get plastered you bastard
    Happy birthday to you

    Happy birthday to you
    Though you make us all stew
    Get plastered you bastard
    Happy birthday to you

    It's Monday..... and I cannot think of anything useful to say......... Sad ain't I...!!!