A few belters!

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by just-ian, Nov 27, 2011.

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  1. What's small, brown, and bumps intae tables?
    Harvey Price.

    Stephen Hawking can now get a hard-on.. They disabled his pop-up blocker.

    The only thing feminine about that Fatima Whitbread is her giant pink bellend!

    Crack oan!
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  2. You profess to have L1 English but are speaking in Scottish tongues, it appears.
  3. Ok, as you'll soon be a Gunner I'll play!

    A US cavalry soldier was sent off to hunt buffalo. He took an Indian scout with him and set off into the ulu. After a while the scout sniffed tbe air, dismounted and put his ear to the ground. "Buffalo come." he said. The soldier scouted the plains with his telescope and saw no buffalo. "How do you know buffalo come?" he said.
    "Sticky ear!" said the Indian.
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  4. Any connection between these random phrases and humour is purely accidental.
  5. I'm Scottish, might have a wee bit to do with it. Doesn't mean I don't know how to use proper English mind.
  6. What do you call Harvey Price covered in glue?

    Sticky Black Spastic.
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  7. Had a wee chuckle, no bad mate!
  8. @ Rabid Chihuahua that was fucking hilarious, good one old boy!