A few belters!

#1
What's small, brown, and bumps intae tables?
Harvey Price.

Stephen Hawking can now get a hard-on.. They disabled his pop-up blocker.

The only thing feminine about that Fatima Whitbread is her giant pink bellend!


Crack oan!
 
#2
You profess to have L1 English but are speaking in Scottish tongues, it appears.
 
#3
Ok, as you'll soon be a Gunner I'll play!

A US cavalry soldier was sent off to hunt buffalo. He took an Indian scout with him and set off into the ulu. After a while the scout sniffed tbe air, dismounted and put his ear to the ground. "Buffalo come." he said. The soldier scouted the plains with his telescope and saw no buffalo. "How do you know buffalo come?" he said.
"Sticky ear!" said the Indian.
 
#4
What's small, brown, and bumps intae tables?
Harvey Price.

Stephen Hawking can now get a hard-on.. They disabled his pop-up blocker.

The only thing feminine about that Fatima Whitbread is her giant pink bellend!


Crack oan!
Any connection between these random phrases and humour is purely accidental.
 
#6
What do you call Harvey Price covered in glue?




Sticky Black Spastic.
 
#7
Ok, as you'll soon be a Gunner I'll play!

A US cavalry soldier was sent off to hunt buffalo. He took an Indian scout with him and set off into the ulu. After a while the scout sniffed tbe air, dismounted and put his ear to the ground. "Buffalo come." he said. The soldier scouted the plains with his telescope and saw no buffalo. "How do you know buffalo come?" he said.
"Sticky ear!" said the Indian.
Had a wee chuckle, no bad mate!
 
#8
@ Rabid Chihuahua that was fucking hilarious, good one old boy!
 

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