Its my nippers Birthday on 3rd December, which is a p1sser for her so close to Christmas but over previous years if yeilded superb excuses to be a cnut. I have a blind Auntie, 96 years old and mad as a fish, each year she treats her six year old relative to a box of Rovers biscuits. I take them to work and dish them out, keeping the tin. Over the past couple or three years I've used the empty tin as a means of delivery for some pretty horrible parcels. Two years ago, Chubb got a tin full of Labrador shit, and the year before a brickie mate of mine got the pants I'b badly shat on the way home three days before Chrimbo. So........ What goes in this years tub? I noticed a dead cat, badly run over at the side of the road on the school run this morning, thats what started me thinking. Suggestions for both parcel and recipient. Politicians or dull suggestions will be met by an imaginary 24v 100ahc battery being thrown in your face.