Anyone got stories of smugness being handed back to it's originator, or chavs turning out to brighter than they look? Combinations thereof? I heard this during the week, and it made me chuckle. Football fan parks his car at an away game. Local chavpop appears out of the woodwork and starts eyeing up the car. "Yalright there fella? Look after ya car for a fivah?" Football fan looks smug. "No need, it's got a pitbull in the back." Without missing a beat, chavpop says: "Must be a clever dog. Can he put out fires?"