A Face Like???

Being the good looking bugger I am, I have never been on the receiving end of one of these but some are great!

You have a face like a bee keepers apprentice

You have a face like stevie Wonders front bumper

Like a dropped pie

Like a bucket of slapped tw@s

Like a blind mans toilet

So go on lets here your favourites
Fire damaged lego

even better

Fire damaged stickle bricks
A fizzog so ugly, when you bite a lemon, the lemon pulls a face.
Like a fat birds arm pit
Like 3 warts on a carbuncle.
Like Jade Goody eating a kebab.
Frenchman's knapsack.
......forty miles of bad road.
Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

beaten with the ugly stick

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