A Face Like???

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by hallveg, Sep 11, 2007.

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  1. Being the good looking bugger I am, I have never been on the receiving end of one of these but some are great!

    You have a face like a bee keepers apprentice

    You have a face like stevie Wonders front bumper

    Like a dropped pie

    Like a bucket of slapped tw@s

    Like a blind mans toilet

    So go on lets here your favourites
     
  2. bin bag full of yohgurt.
     
  3. Bulldog licking pish off a nettle?
     
  4. face like some one set it on fire and put it out with a shovel
     
  5. Fire damaged lego

    even better

    Fire damaged stickle bricks
     
  6. A melted welly
     
  7. A fizzog so ugly, when you bite a lemon, the lemon pulls a face.
     
  8. Like a fat birds arm pit
     
  9. A camel chewing hard tack
     
  10. Like 3 warts on a carbuncle.
     
  11. Like a plumbers tool bag
     
  12. Like Jade Goody eating a kebab.
     
  13. blind cobblers thumb
     
  14. Frenchman's knapsack.
     
  15. Rivet catchers glove