A Face Like???

[hallveg]

Being the good looking bugger I am, I have never been on the receiving end of one of these but some are great!

You have a face like a bee keepers apprentice

You have a face like stevie Wonders front bumper

Like a dropped pie

Like a bucket of slapped tw@s

Like a blind mans toilet

So go on lets here your favourites

 

[arby]

bin bag full of yohgurt.

 

[Civvy_Shot]

Bulldog licking pish off a nettle?

 

[BeastAppreciationSociety.]

face like some one set it on fire and put it out with a shovel

 

[Wasanig]

Fire damaged lego

even better

Fire damaged stickle bricks

 

[saintstone]

A melted welly

 

[The_Cad]

A fizzog so ugly, when you bite a lemon, the lemon pulls a face.

 

[hallveg]

Like a fat birds arm pit

 

[still21inmymind]

A camel chewing hard tack

 

[The_Cad]

Like 3 warts on a carbuncle.

 

[Turret_Monster]

Like a plumbers tool bag

 

[The_Cad]

Like Jade Goody eating a kebab.

 

[Danny_Dravot]

blind cobblers thumb

 

[smartascarrots]

Frenchman's knapsack.

 

[thegimp]

Rivet catchers glove

 

[arby]

Fire damaged stickle bricks

genius. actual genius. rofl, lmao, you owe me a new keyboard etc etc

 

[sandmanfez]

......forty miles of bad road.

 

[Toysoldier_1967]

Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

beaten with the ugly stick

 

[JRHartley]

A slate-hangers nail bag

A robbers' dog

A welders bench

 

[jobsworth]

Face like a bag of crushed crabs

A face only a mother could love