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A Face Like???

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by hallveg, Sep 11, 2007.

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  1. hallveg

    hallveg LE

    Being the good looking bugger I am, I have never been on the receiving end of one of these but some are great!

    You have a face like a bee keepers apprentice

    You have a face like stevie Wonders front bumper

    Like a dropped pie

    Like a bucket of slapped tw@s

    Like a blind mans toilet

    So go on lets here your favourites
     
    hallveg, Sep 11, 2007
    #1
  2. arby

    arby LE

    bin bag full of yohgurt.
     
    arby, Sep 11, 2007
    #2
  3. Civvy_Shot

    Civvy_Shot LE

    Bulldog licking pish off a nettle?
     
    Civvy_Shot, Sep 11, 2007
    #3
  4. BeastAppreciationSociety.

    BeastAppreciationSociety. War Hero

    face like some one set it on fire and put it out with a shovel
     
    BeastAppreciationSociety., Sep 11, 2007
    #4
  5. Wasanig

    Wasanig Old-Salt

    Fire damaged lego

    even better

    Fire damaged stickle bricks
     
    Wasanig, Sep 11, 2007
    #5
  6. saintstone

    saintstone LE

    A melted welly
     
    saintstone, Sep 11, 2007
    #6
  7. The_Cad

    The_Cad

    A fizzog so ugly, when you bite a lemon, the lemon pulls a face.
     
    The_Cad, Sep 11, 2007
    #7
  8. hallveg

    hallveg LE

    Like a fat birds arm pit
     
    hallveg, Sep 11, 2007
    #8
  9. still21inmymind

    still21inmymind LE

    A camel chewing hard tack
     
    still21inmymind, Sep 11, 2007
    #9
  10. The_Cad

    The_Cad

    Like 3 warts on a carbuncle.
     
    The_Cad, Sep 11, 2007
    #10
  11. Turret_Monster

    Turret_Monster LE

    Like a plumbers tool bag
     
    Turret_Monster, Sep 11, 2007
    #11
  12. The_Cad

    The_Cad

    Like Jade Goody eating a kebab.
     
    The_Cad, Sep 11, 2007
    #12
  13. Danny_Dravot

    Danny_Dravot LE

    blind cobblers thumb
     
    Danny_Dravot, Sep 11, 2007
    #13
  14. smartascarrots

    smartascarrots LE

    Frenchman's knapsack.
     
    smartascarrots, Sep 11, 2007
    #14
  16. thegimp

    thegimp LE

    Rivet catchers glove
     
    thegimp, Sep 11, 2007
    #15
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