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A dilemma

#1
Dear Deidre,

I have recently decided to start allowing my facial hair to grow following my new found freedom from the habit of having to shave daily. Unfortunately now my new hair is growing out, despite having brown hair, I am distraught to discover that my beard has a tinge of ginger to it. I am considering my options. These are not limited to shaving, dying the hair, suicide. What should I do?

Part ginger cunt.
 
#4
After Jarrod's Blue Rinse, what with being a closet Ginger too, suicide would be the only option.
I say this in a caring manner, unaffected as I am by the overwhelming desire to hit any Ginger I see with a sharpened Shovel.
 
#7
As I see it you have two options which have already been generally stated and I have outlined below:

1. Carry on shaving.
2. Shoot yourself in the head.

Realistically though, you really only have option 2 as you are now scarred for life with the gwarness....and for some reason told everyone on ARRSE earning you the name of ginger vampireuk.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#9
Dear Deidre,

Yesterday I had, what felt like, half of the Trans-Siberian oil pipeline showed up my jacksie!

Should I have curry for tea?

Picolax you bastard! If I find the twat who invented you then I am letting Jarrod have him as a play thing for a week.
 
#11
OP, my beard also grows a tad gwarrrr once a certain length. To that end, I found that buying a beard trimmer, and taking it back to "No 1" once every couple of days allows me the manly designer stubble appearance, without the unsightly ginger bits.

Best of luck.

Smudge (also part ginger in the facial dept)
 
#13
Dear Deidre,

Yesterday I had, what felt like, half of the Trans-Siberian oil pipeline showed up my jacksie!

Should I have curry for tea?

Picolax you bastard! If I find the twat who invented you then I am letting Jarrod have him as a play thing for a week.
Brace yourself Tropper

Jarrod, beware his second coming!

Camm1
 
#14
OP, my beard also grows a tad gwarrrr once a certain length. To that end, I found that buying a beard trimmer, and taking it back to "No 1" once every couple of days allows me the manly designer stubble appearance, without the unsightly ginger bits.

Best of luck.

Smudge (also part ginger in the facial dept)
Very embarrasing for a lady, I'm sure.
 

Auld-Yin

ADC
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
#16
Dear Deidre,

I have recently decided to start allowing my facial hair to grow following my new found freedom from the habit of having to shave daily. Unfortunately now my new hair is growing out, despite having brown hair, I am distraught to discover that my beard has a tinge of ginger to it. I am considering my options. These are not limited to shaving, dying the hair, suicide. What should I do?

Part ginger cunt.
As you claim to be a vampire, are you sure that it is not just blood left over from your last 'kiss of death' ?

If it proves to be real, inbred full blown gwarr, then as an Arrse Samurai, Seppuku would be the only honourable way for you. I am prepared to be your Second and lob your head off your shoulders when you have done the deed!
 
K

Kirkz

Guest
#17
Dear Deidre,

Yesterday I had, what felt like, half of the Trans-Siberian oil pipeline showed up my jacksie!

Should I have curry for tea?

Picolax you bastard! If I find the twat who invented you then I am letting Jarrod have him as a play thing for a week.
I feel your pain and your sore legs from multiple bathroom jogging's!!!
If only I could find a way to get my boss to ingest it :)
 

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