a denial from number10

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by gunnersmith121, Apr 13, 2007.

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  1. newsflash...the Prime Minister has gone on record to deny that the Defence Secretary Mr Des Browne died 2years ago,and has stressed that he Mr Browne,has always looked and spoken as he did today,however having looked at a brain scan x-ray,the PM agreed that he(Des) is brain dead,to prove it he challenges the nation to spot the difference when Mr Browne goes on television tonight to defend the Royal Navy 15.Mr Browne is to announce that the office tea boy,gave the order for the famous15 to sell their stories,he only sanctioned it.He also wants the nation to know that he's got an airfix model of hms cornwall for christmas and he painted it himself.
  2. Well, the plastic model couldn't be any more dangerous than the full-size version proved to be.

  3. If No. 10 or Bliar says: ' X is not dead', you can bet he bloody well is !
  4. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    A bold post. Criticism follows ...

    1. Browne is alive [regrettable, but true] and is still SofS.
    2. Airfix are not owned by BAe, and deny any responsibility for the performance of their kits in a bath-tub.
    3. There is no quoted source for this post, and it therefore suspect.


    and Bliar and Browne are useless anyway. They should retire to Cornwall.
  5. Or soon will be.

    And he'll hire Lord Hutton to prove he died by his own hand.

    And that way, there will be no proper inquest.

    And that's the way Tony runs the UK these days - and for some years past.
  6. elovabloke

    elovabloke LE Moderator

    What have we done to deserve them - send them back to Scotland. Maybe they will vote for Independance and never come back.

  7. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Cornwall is saved ... Bliar is going to live and "preach" in the USA.

    That'll teach them!
  8. "Geeee. We think your Tony Blair is wunnaful" Frequently heard at at a major airport in southern England.

    FCUK OFF!!!!