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A day in the life of Michael J Fox

The-Lord-Flasheart said:
He used to have AIDS too but luckily, he caught Parkinsons and was able to shake it off.
It was only because he listened to "Shake, Rattle, and Roll" that he caught Aids in the 1st place.
He'd be great at cleaning the inside of a water bowser...

tie a scrubbing brush to each appendage, throw him in with some water and a bag of deepio... sorted for the unit hygiene inspection.
You are all heartless f*ckers!!

Let this be a lesson to us all about the unwanted effects of time travel.

One day a happy youth, the next shaking like Judy Finnegan........I wonder what it's like getting w*nked off by her, an earth trembling experience no doubt. No wonder that irritating bell*nd Madeley is always so uncontrollably chipper :x

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