Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by sexybomb, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man took his wife to the Agricultural Show and one of their first stops was the breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 52 times last year."

    The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See...He mated 52 times last year... once a week."

    They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year."

    The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

    They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in bold letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."

    The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "WOW! that's once a DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

    The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."