A Date For Your Daughter

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Phil306, Feb 6, 2006.

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  2. Charming!
  3. He should of tattoo'd it in reverse so that he could read it in the mirror. Guess he ain't that clever.
  4. Ooooooooooooooh! Daddy would be SO pleased! 8O
  5. I think that guy was my first prom date. :oops:
  6. Seems like a nice young man...smartly dressed in his orange coveralls. Is that ATS, Quickfit or the Arizona Dept of Corrections?

    Well maybe in prison he will find Mohammed/Islam...and then spend the rest of his days under Caribbean skies? In an orange coveralls... :twisted:
  7. Why has Paul McKenna autographed his neck?
  8. Did anyone notice that this guy has got really odd eyebrows?
  9. Reminds me of a bloke from my hometown who decided to try and tattoo SATAN onto his forehead with a compass and some ink. Unfortunately he couldn't spell and he did it in the mirror. I don't think having "NUTAS" tattooed on his forehead quite portrayed the hard man image he was after!

    He's in prison now........
  10. At least it's not this guy! :)

  11. The tattoo probably says 'I am complete c*nt and should be put down'
  12. Wonder which prison if its my mates can always find out how much of a "model" prisoner he is
  13. Do you need glasses? Look closely and you'll see that the tattoo says "F*ck you".
  14. Yes I did need to pu them on, silly boy I am.

    that twat is a twat. If he came round my house trying to tap my daughter, Mr baseball bat-in-hand would be introduced to Mr back-of-his-head then he would leave THROUGH the letter box
  15. ... that can't be real. Urban myth surely. Fcuking funny though. Still laughing... :lol: