A cutting remark.A reminder please!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Mar 20, 2009.

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  1. A few months ago,there was a thread (can't remember the subject)
    There was a post along these lines.
    Two couples in a pub.The wife of our scribe was not enjoying the banter.Our hero turned on her a said something along the lines of,"If you sucked my c0ck like you suck the enjoyment out of my life.I would be a very happy man"

    I wanted to copy the above last night.But as I couldn't remember the exact sentence,so I bit my tongue.Anyone remember this so I can prepare for the next time!
  2. http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=10839.html

    specifically -

    a classic thread.
  3. Why didn't you just show her the hard side of your hand?

    Snakes with t!ts the lot of them.
  4. Thanks Chimpy,that's brilliant.
    Cut,paste and print,before I forget again!

    Devilish,That's not big or clever.