A crook fakes a heart attack while in court

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by jaybee2786, Jul 11, 2008.

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  1. If your going to pick some kinda of sudden sickness to fake your way out of a court apperance don't choose a heart attack because once they check your vitals it's a tough one to stick with.

    I dont know why they didnt just use a tazer to get the fat tw_at up and moving

    link: http://www.techamok.com/?pid=4754
  2. Should have wired him up to a 3-phase socket to jump start him.
  3. I dunno. I think the Court should have gone along with it. Had him embalmed and buried.
  4. Its like that story last year, a guy in Mexico faked unconciousness just before he entered the court. So the cops shot him in the leg - woke the lad up. Good drills!
  5. What a knob, his acting was shite.
  6. :D

    if thats actually true.. linky please! :twisted: