A couple of questions.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    1. Waking up with a raging stiffy and doing nothing about. Does that make me a lezzer?

    2. Recently did my BMI assesment, came away with a respectable 22, but couldn't quite work that out because of my moobs. How can I get rid of them?

    3. Is vodka and coke wrong at 0830hrs when on leave? (According to Mrs B&T it is)

    4. Does Mrs B&T need a kicking for gobbing off?

    Many thanks.

    B&T
     

  2. Hope this helps.
     
  3. It is if you think " A couple of questions " is in fact 4 questions . You've obviously got double vision pal :wink:
     
  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I will just like to add, it was my stiffy not someones else.
     
  5. Well, put it back in the mortuary where it belongs.

    Vodka and coke at 08:30 is only wrong if you mix them. Drink the first and snort the latter through a rolled up 50. Preferably off the freshly-shaved pubic mound of a Thai ladyboy.
     
  6. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Your just sick, fcuking druggie!

    Now about the ladyboy?
     
  7. I, personally, would never consider getting out of bed until 'easing springs.'

    Often over Miss CD, much to her disgust when she does finally surface.

    It's moast fun when you hit the vinegar stokes as they're breathing in the right direction. Priceless.
     
  8. Take three of these. Sort it all out for you.