A Council Job.

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  1. A guy goes to the Local Council to apply for a job.

    The interviewer asks him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

    He answers 'Yes - caffeine'

    'Have you ever been in the services?'

    'Yes,' he says. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

    The interviewer says, 'That will give you 5 extra points towards employment,' and then asks, 'Are you disabled in any way?

    The guy says, 'Yes 100%...a bomb exploded near me and blew my testicles off.'

    The interviewer tells the guy, 'O. K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM.

    You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan to start at 10 AM every day.'

    The guy is puzzled and says, 'If the hours are from 8 AM to 2 PM, why don't you want me to be here before 10 AM?' '

    'This is a council job,' the interviewer says. 'For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
    No point in you coming in for that.'