A complete gift, like the medal really.

Discussion in 'The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes B' started by Evelyn Tent, Sep 10, 2004.

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  1. A gift, in more ways than one. Suggestions, please:

    In a move that is sure to cause rancour,
    I'll soon go from 'Swinger' to 'Clanker'
    With just one more post
    I'll be able to boast
  2. an arrse as big as a tanker?
  3. Captain_Crusty

    Captain_Crusty War Hero Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Not bad: at least the first line was in iambic pentameter...
  4. Captain_Crusty

    Captain_Crusty War Hero Reviewer Book Reviewer

    ...that size doesn't really matter, honest.
  5. I'm off for a break in Sri Lanka
  6. moderators are complete w@nkers. :D :wink:

    Im just kidding dont bar me.
  7. Have I moved to No Topic by mistake????
  8. Have I been edited by mistake????? 8)
  9. No - They did it on purpose. :lol:
  10. The c*nts!
  11. Well, not exactly the sort of rancour I'd envisaged, but thanks chaps, I got my second gong up anyway.

    And what you actually meant to say was:

    I saw the Belgrano and sank 'er!


    Now Kylie might ask me to spank 'er

    Right, what rhymes with 'Old Sweat'?
  12. Oooh - two medals. Send me an e mail you soldier.
  13. That I'm a medal obsessed w*nker
  14. At last!

    Thank God for the clarity of thought that is only available to those that have landed awkwardly on their heads.
  15. Never landed on my head. Feet and knees together at all times :D