A complete gift, like the medal really.

#1
A gift, in more ways than one. Suggestions, please:


In a move that is sure to cause rancour,
I'll soon go from 'Swinger' to 'Clanker'
With just one more post
I'll be able to boast
.........
 

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#3
Not bad: at least the first line was in iambic pentameter...
 
#6
moderators are complete w@nkers. :D :wink:

Im just kidding dont bar me.
 
#7
Have I moved to No Topic by mistake????
 
#9
No - They did it on purpose. :lol:
 
#11
Well, not exactly the sort of rancour I'd envisaged, but thanks chaps, I got my second gong up anyway.

And what you actually meant to say was:

I saw the Belgrano and sank 'er!

Or

Now Kylie might ask me to spank 'er


Right, what rhymes with 'Old Sweat'?
 
#12
Evelyn Tent said:
Well, not exactly the sort of rancour I'd envisaged, but thanks chaps, I got my second gong up anyway.

And what you actually meant to say was:

I saw the Belgrano and sank 'er!

Or

Now Kylie might ask me to spank 'er


Right, what rhymes with 'Old Sweat'?
Oooh - two medals. Send me an e mail you soldier.
 
#13
Evelyn Tent said:
A gift, in more ways than one. Suggestions, please:


In a move that is sure to cause rancour,
I'll soon go from 'Swinger' to 'Clanker'
With just one more post
I'll be able to boast
.........
That I'm a medal obsessed w*nker
 
#15
Never landed on my head. Feet and knees together at all times :D
 
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error_unknown

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#17
DoorBundle said:
Feet and knees together at all times :D
Same can't be said for your missus :D
In a move that is sure to cause rancour,
I'll soon go from 'Swinger' to 'Clanker'
With just one more post
I'll be able to boast
.........
and after 'Old Salt' will I hanker.
I thank you. :roll:
 
#18
sid_james said:
DoorBundle said:
Feet and knees together at all times :D
Same can't be said for your missus :D
Unlike yours who is a frigid, dried up old prune. I had to use 8 handfuls of KY to get in her back doors.
 

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