A Clutch of Arrseholes

#1
After many months and years, spanning many drinking sessions and numerous outings, I have come to the conclusion that three of my dear friends are utter, utter, arseholes. As such I wish to violently cut them from my life forthwith or at least deliver considerable pain to all concerned. Unfortunately I have arranged for my Regiment team to travel many miles to play in a rugger tourney next Saturday. The three mentioned arrse chunks are vital members in a team I have arranged to play against us. As such I must be nice to them and cajole them until next Saturday, the day of the Tourney. As my blood boils at the moment Saturday seems a long way off. I shall destroy them utterly offering long term cruciate problems and facial disfiguration. Fukcers.

(Edited due to rage induced spelling)
 
#2
You can be nice yet be horrible. They annoy you then tell them. Don't mean they can't play does it? Failing that jsut deck them all.
 
#4
Tut Tut salad, spasticated fool. Stop humping your daddy and get over your stupid self. B1tching like a clubbed foot freak.
 
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