A close shave

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Rumrunner, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered
    that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a
    hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, circumcised her
    lover, taken two fingers off a casual acquaintance, and given a vicar a
    hair lip.

    And, there were still 5 shaves left!