A classic story of boy meets, girl. Girl Becomes a psycho

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by MaddAussie, Feb 23, 2012.

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  1. Much hilarity ensues!

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    God I hope this is true...
     
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  2. its all far too small to read. Youve got good eyes is all I can say.
     
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  3. Yep. Can't read a word of it.
     
  4. Soggy4978

    Soggy4978 Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    I had to save it and then zoom in but it's well worth it. Although I'd love to see what a tattoo of a "flying tortuous" looks like, it sounds mega.
     
  5. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I saved it and zoomed in.

    Basic rundown so you don't have to bother:

    Bird and bloke have been seeing eachother for a week. Bird wants to get a tat, bloke agrees to buy it for her as a present. They choose a turtle with wings for some reason. She decides to nish the turtle idea and get a massive tat of the bloke's grid on her bicep. Bloke freaks out, realises she's a mental and ditches her. She cries.

    That's it.
     
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  6. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    Crikey, crazy Canuks.

    (Just save the image and expand it. Ooops, far too slow.)
     
  7. Thanks Ravers.
     
  8. Oh fuck, I genuinely am wiping the tears of laughter.

    That's even funnier than AMMM.
     
  9. At least she'd be an easy fuck. I assume she's been sectioned?
     
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  10. Her next tattoo perhaps?

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  11. Wheeze? Is that the bird eating the dog food?
     
  12. I would to help with this young lady's problems she needs a shoulder to cry on and an old cock to suck contact numbers any where please.
    Perhaps she could be passed around ARRSE
     
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  13. Press Control and + to zoom in.