A Christmass Message to Arrsers

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by smallbore, Dec 24, 2005.

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  1. Thank you, all you arrsers out there.

    Thank you for stories that made me cry with laughter.

    Thank you for stories that moved me to tears
    as I wished that instead of giving Pte Grotty 28 days I
    could have had the little bastard throttled.

    Thank you for reminding me that there is no greater quest in life
    than a good piss up.

    Thank you for reminding me that the first question a true blue
    squaddie will ask, on seeing his bosses new girlfriend is ;
    "Does she take it up the s*****r ? ".
    Ideally while she is still there to hear the question.

    Thank you for reminding me that there is no better form of
    counselling, despite what TB Liars' babes tell us, than
    going out on the waz with your bezzer.
    Or any bezzer, who gives a feck.

    Thank you for reminding me that although I am now a
    grotty besterd civvy I once walked with heroes.

    Now get the bevvies in and piss it up.

  2. I would like to thank all those responsible for bringing The FaceParty Walts into my life. I dont know what kind of man i would be without "Mike The Para".
  3. apologies for the edit, but that sentiment hit the spot and Merry Christmas to all you guy's out there doing the thing and keep your arrse down
  4. Agreed, thank you SO much for presenting complete c unts like Pte 'Gay' Golden (and others) for my amusement. Can't remember what I did before I knew these t wats. Thank God for the Waltmongchac untcommando.

    And the many and various trolls that frequent this medium - they are amusing, but still need to be burned at the end of the day.

    Uber Alles