Thank you, all you arrsers out there. Thank you for stories that made me cry with laughter. Thank you for stories that moved me to tears as I wished that instead of giving Pte Grotty 28 days I could have had the little bastard throttled. Thank you for reminding me that there is no greater quest in life than a good piss up. Thank you for reminding me that the first question a true blue squaddie will ask, on seeing his bosses new girlfriend is ; "Does she take it up the s*****r ? ". Ideally while she is still there to hear the question. Thank you for reminding me that there is no better form of counselling, despite what TB Liars' babes tell us, than going out on the waz with your bezzer. Or any bezzer, who gives a feck. Thank you for reminding me that although I am now a grotty besterd civvy I once walked with heroes. Now get the bevvies in and piss it up. Cnuts.