A cheery little song to start the day

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Perevodchik, Jan 27, 2006.

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  1. I'm not sure where it came from, but this made me giggle,
    Apologies if it's been done before.


    If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq
    If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq
    If the terrorists are frisky, Pakistan is looking shifty, North Korea is too risky, bomb Iraq.

    It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq
    Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq
    They've got weapons we can't see, and that's good enough for me, cause it's all the proof I need, so bomb Iraq.

    If you never were elected, bomb Iraq
    If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq
    If you think Saddam's gone mad, with the weapons that he had, and he tried to kill your dad, then bomb Iraq.

    If your corporate fraud is growing, bomb Iraq
    If your ties to it are showing, bomb Iraq
    If your politics are sleazy, and hiding that isn’t easy and your manhood's getting queasy, bomb Iraq.

    If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq
    If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq
    So to hell with the inspections, let's look tough for the elections, close your mind and take directions, bomb Iraq.

    Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq
    For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq
    Disagree? We'll call it treason, let's make war not love this season, even if we have no reason, bomb Iraq.

    :) :)