A candidate for the next Darwin awards?

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  1. BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

    The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

    "There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

    Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.
  2. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Deffo for Darwin Awards. It's ok if it's Pooh Bear, but not if it's not.
  3. Perhaps the bears had phoned for a takeaway?
  4. The downside of getting legless :D
  5. Perhaps the police station in Great Yoarmouth should think about getting a bear?
  6. Were they Alabian bears?
  7. Riiinnngggg...

    "Hello, Swifty Serb Sausages, how may I help you?"

    "Growl, snort, grrr..."

    "Okay, that's one light meat soaked in wine for delivery then?"

    "Grumble, grrr..."

    "Right, I have the address, it'll be about twenty minutes..."

  8. Of all the bear chased f(r)eek