A burning question...

Discussion in 'RAC' started by DozyBint, Mar 2, 2007.

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  1. We all know about the olfactory impact of cordite on farts, but following from a conversation that Gentlesoul and I had last night, do cordite farts light any better than the non-cordite variety?
  2. Deviants the pair of you :mrgreen:

    Hello GS :blowkiss:
  3. And your point is?! :D
  4. I propose a double-blind field trial with video evidence :thumright:
  5. Ironically, this should go to the arrsehole!
  6. I would imagine that the fumes from a cordite ignition would only contain non flammable substances as all flammable substances would have been burnt up. The methane content in farts is the igniting substance so in my unprofessional opinion the cordite may add to the aroma but not assist in the propulsion. A good ruby murray on the other hand.....Stand to... :numberone:
  7. Thank you Butler for your constructive response, it did occupy a portion of the conversation last night, along with how much stink is created by the removal of boots after exercise, embrassing things said recently and other choices topics of conversation.

    Trevelez, you are about as much use as a lit fart! :hug: :blowkiss:
  8. Heat, light, what more does a girl need? :meditate: