A BRITISH WOMAN Marries Bin Ladens son...

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  1. JumpShip

    JumpShip Clanker

  2. jagman

    jagman LE

    Does that mean we can expect an application from one Mr Bin Laden for a British passport?
     
  3. JumpShip

    JumpShip Clanker

    Chance is very high.

    He will claim, "I can't manage to live without my son"
     
  4. Rayc

    Rayc RIP RIP

    It comes closer home!

    The lady now bin (been) laden with Bin Laden!

    He is her 'terrofic' toy boy!
     
  5. When did BRITAIN marry Bin Laden?

    I don't remember!

    Was I taken roughly from behind on the wedding night?

    Did I get a hug afterwards?

    If not - can I have one now - I feel very vulnerable....:(
     
  6. JumpShip

    JumpShip Clanker

    **Changes heading to stop any more confustion**


    Heedthebaw, Bin Ladens second cousin twice removed osama butt laden done it! 8|

    And you did get a hug, although im not sure if 3 horseman of the apocalypse counts as a good hug. the 4th was busy with bin laden himself 8O
     
  7. She said he's a very quiet man, keeps himself to himself.

    Yeah, the neighbours always say that as the patio's being dug up.
     
  8. JumpShip

    JumpShip Clanker

    Smart, you live up to your name.

    How did you know that he asked her to submit plaining promotion for an extension of her house. Apparently its going to be an anix for her in-laws.
     
  9. So will she be taking the traditional Scouse-Arabic name of Bin Thieving
     
  10. Perhaps she mis-understood when he said his father was worth $25 million!
     
  11. The passport is already in the post, special 'next day' delivery.........
     
  12. No problem, as long as it's a Saudi one for her.

    TB
     
  13. FARMBOY

    FARMBOY LE

    She is 51 years old and been married five times! What a loon!
     
  14. Ahhh the joys of a holiday romance... boy meets girl, sorry granny... they fall in love... they vow to spend their lives together... then he blows himself to pieces. :D
     
  15. arby

    arby LE

    anyone else fancy having a quick look at the guest list, mostly on the grooms side?