A British Woman Marries A Dolphin.

Jewish woman. Was the dolphin a doctor?
Well, I guess the dolphin is a consenting adult. Even if "consenting" would involve punching a colored card with his snout,or something.


"Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling."

Um... Can anyone else see a problem with this? Or am I missing a hitherto obscure euphemism?
Do you think her 'tuna pocket' is dolphin friendly? 8O
dan_man said:
Isn't that classed as beastiality? Marrying an animal?

I'm sure it is but I think they might have trouble getting the dolphin to court
Nah be all right aslong as they've got a big fish tank.
After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

now thats a quote you dont see often.

Puts a new slant on the saying 'there is plenty more fish in the sea'
What the fcuk, if she wants to marry a dolphin, let her !

all i ask for is a video of the consummation !
Interestisng, which one smells the most of fish. I wonder if the Lord Flash-heart is secretly upset at being stood up by the dolphin, or does he have other secrets he is not sharing
What was she thinking off? Did she have an ulterior porpoise?
Cuddles wrote:

What was she thinking off? Did she have an ulterior porpoise?

According to the article, they just....clicked.

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