A British Woman Marries A Dolphin.

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  1. Jewish woman. Was the dolphin a doctor?
  2. Well, I guess the dolphin is a consenting adult. Even if "consenting" would involve punching a colored card with his snout,or something.
  3. "Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling."

    Um... Can anyone else see a problem with this? Or am I missing a hitherto obscure euphemism?
  4. Sounds like she is flippin barking mad.

  5. Poor f*cking Dolphin, that's all I can say.
  6. Do you think her 'tuna pocket' is dolphin friendly? 8O
  7. Isn't that classed as beastiality? Marrying an animal?

  8. I'm sure it is but I think they might have trouble getting the dolphin to court
  9. Nah be all right aslong as they've got a big fish tank.
  10. After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

    now thats a quote you dont see often.

    Puts a new slant on the saying 'there is plenty more fish in the sea'
  11. What the fcuk, if she wants to marry a dolphin, let her !

    all i ask for is a video of the consummation !
  12. The Dolphins name is Cindy. Is it a pre or post op trannie dolphin? If its post op, whos the dominant one?