A British Woman Marries A Dolphin.

#3
Jewish woman. Was the dolphin a doctor?
 
#4
Well, I guess the dolphin is a consenting adult. Even if "consenting" would involve punching a colored card with his snout,or something.
 

Arfur

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#5
"Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling."

Um... Can anyone else see a problem with this? Or am I missing a hitherto obscure euphemism?
 
#8
Do you think her 'tuna pocket' is dolphin friendly? 8O
 
#11
RHODESIAN said:
dan_man said:
Isn't that classed as beastiality? Marrying an animal?






I'm sure it is but I think they might have trouble getting the dolphin to court
Nah be all right aslong as they've got a big fish tank.
 
#12
After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

now thats a quote you dont see often.

Puts a new slant on the saying 'there is plenty more fish in the sea'
 
#13
What the fcuk, if she wants to marry a dolphin, let her !

all i ask for is a video of the consummation !
 
#17
Interestisng, which one smells the most of fish. I wonder if the Lord Flash-heart is secretly upset at being stood up by the dolphin, or does he have other secrets he is not sharing
 
#18
What was she thinking off? Did she have an ulterior porpoise?
 
#20
Cuddles wrote:

What was she thinking off? Did she have an ulterior porpoise?

According to the article, they just....clicked.
 

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