a boy's questions

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by DavidBOC, Nov 18, 2012.

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  1. A young Arab boy asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"

    The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."

    "And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.

    "It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body." said the father.

    The son asked, "And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?

    His father replied, "These are 'babouches,' which keep us from burning our feet in the desert."

    "Tell me," added the boy.

    "Yes, my son?"

    "Why are you living in Dearborn Michigan and still wearing all this shit?"
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  2. Racist.
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  3. Lacking the traditional "humour" aspect of a joke.
  4. I don't get it? Do you have to be american to get it?
  5. Well Dearborn, MI is about 50% Arab (most of them are not muslims) and it is damn cold in Michigan at this time of year.
  6. "Father"

    "Yes, my son?"

    "Why are you wearing a kilt?"

    "Cause I'm a cunt"

  7. fixed---- reads easier
  8. It's a bit like trying to explain a joke.

    Don't bother.

    But I thought it was funny.