A bloody goodlaugh

#2
Made me laugh, but I'm simple.


Lyrics - Prince Harry Is Our Hero

Osama called the Taliban, he said,
Let's kill the Brits,
They like a beer, they like a laugh,
They like girls with big tits,
Let's kill them all, those infidels,
Let's kill their wives and kids,
But Queen Liz overheard them both,
And this is what she did

She shouted out "Oi Harry,
Get in your ******* van,
Put on your best shit-kicking boots,
Drive to Afghanistan,
Those Taliban are ******* *****,
Their shit has got to stop,
Get over there and shoot those ******* bastards in the cock

Shoot them in the cock, yes shoot them in the cock,
Osama and the Taliban, shoot them in the cock,
Shoot them in the cock, yes shoot them in the cock,
Osama and the Taliban, shoot them in the cock,

Prince Harry swapped a helmet for his diamond-studded crown,
He took his ermine robes off, donned fatigues of desert brown,
He pulled on his shit-kicking boots and gave those ***** a shock,
When he fucked off to Afghanistan to shoot them in the cock,

Shoot them in the cock, yes shoot them in the cock,
Osama and the Taliban, shoot them in the cock,
Shoot them in the cock, yes shoot them in the cock,
Osama and the Taliban, shoot them in the cock

Now Harry is our hero,
He's as hard as ******* rock,
He got those ******* Taliban,
And shot them in the cock,
He charged into their fire shouting,
"For England and St George!"
And when he'd shot them in the cock,
He shot them in the balls

For England and St George!
For England and St George!
He shot them in the cock and then he shot them in the balls
For England and St George!
For England and St George!
He shot them in the cock and then he shot them in the balls
For England and St George!
For England and St George!
He shot them in the cock and then he shot them in the balls
For England and St George!
For England and St George!
He shot them in the cock and then he shot them in the balls