A bloody goodlaugh

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  1. I might be a bit late in putting this up but in case no one has seen it then lok atprinceharryhero.com
     
  2. Made me laugh, but I'm simple.


    Lyrics - Prince Harry Is Our Hero

    Osama called the Taliban, he said,
    Let's kill the Brits,
    They like a beer, they like a laugh,
    They like girls with big tits,
    Let's kill them all, those infidels,
    Let's kill their wives and kids,
    But Queen Liz overheard them both,
    And this is what she did

    She shouted out "Oi Harry,
    Get in your ******* van,
    Put on your best shit-kicking boots,
    Drive to Afghanistan,
    Those Taliban are ******* *****,
    Their shit has got to stop,
    Get over there and shoot those ******* bastards in the cock

    Shoot them in the cock, yes shoot them in the cock,
    Osama and the Taliban, shoot them in the cock,
    Shoot them in the cock, yes shoot them in the cock,
    Osama and the Taliban, shoot them in the cock,

    Prince Harry swapped a helmet for his diamond-studded crown,
    He took his ermine robes off, donned fatigues of desert brown,
    He pulled on his shit-kicking boots and gave those ***** a shock,
    When he fucked off to Afghanistan to shoot them in the cock,

    Shoot them in the cock, yes shoot them in the cock,
    Osama and the Taliban, shoot them in the cock,
    Shoot them in the cock, yes shoot them in the cock,
    Osama and the Taliban, shoot them in the cock

    Now Harry is our hero,
    He's as hard as ******* rock,
    He got those ******* Taliban,
    And shot them in the cock,
    He charged into their fire shouting,
    "For England and St George!"
    And when he'd shot them in the cock,
    He shot them in the balls

    For England and St George!
    For England and St George!
    He shot them in the cock and then he shot them in the balls
    For England and St George!
    For England and St George!
    He shot them in the cock and then he shot them in the balls
    For England and St George!
    For England and St George!
    He shot them in the cock and then he shot them in the balls
    For England and St George!
    For England and St George!
    He shot them in the cock and then he shot them in the balls
     
  3. Could you Hum the tune ?
    john
     
  4. You knowI'm usually a miserable git, but thats quite funny