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A blonde in winter

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"On a bitterly cold snowy morning recently a couple were listening to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the weather guy say, "We are going to have 5 to 6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the gritters can get through."
So the wife went out and moved her car.

A few days later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting more snow today.
You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the gritters can get through."
The wife went out and moved her car again.

The next day they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting more snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, " I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the gritters can get through?"

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave the bloody car in the garage this time."
 

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