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A bloke goes to the doctor

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Twattipus, Jul 19, 2011.

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  1. A bloke goes to the doctor ansd says, "I've got a bad back."

    The doctor asks, "How did you hurt yourself?"

    The man says, "Having sex, doggy style."

    The doctor thinks for a minute and asks, "Well, why not try missionary position?"

    So the man answers, "Oh I tried that, but I don't like it when Fido licks my face."