A bit of advice!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Oct 25, 2009.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Never ever confiscate the laptop from the kids just prior to going for a shite!

    I now find that after, only have a quick look, two and a half hours later that my legs have gone to sleep and my arrse is number than a numb thing. I cant stand!!

    Take note people......
     
  2. being locked in a bathroom, with access to the internet, youporn? embrace the moment
     
  3. Can I recommend Busty Gym Threesome starring Linsey Dawn Mckenzie.
     
  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Door not locked! Bloody kids!
     
  5. I'm sure Jarrod could give you some arrse massage therapy if you just ask politely..............
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    coz he's a Nurse you see........
     
  6. this is where you have to master the one foot against the door an lean forward motion
     
  7. Failing that, if anyone comes in, just say you were cleaning it and it went off in your hand.
     
  8. Very dangerous when you get to the vinegar strokes you could kick the door in.
     
  9. It's a barstard when the door opens out though. :lol:
     
  10. Don't forget to take it to PC World to have it repaired..........Mr Glitter swears by it!