A bit far fetched.

Discussion in 'Sports, Adventure Training and Events' started by The_Four, Apr 14, 2011.

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  1. As i'm not even in the army yet but soon will be (hopefully) it might seem a bit far fetched as the title says but would the army sponsor / provide equipment for me to climb Mount Everest? If so what courses are required to do so?

    Cheers in advance
     
  2. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I recently did a round the World yacht race. Because I had once shown a vague interest in joining the Royal Navy, they bought me a brand new boat, provided the 200 grands worth of kit I needed and even employed two RN stewards to accompany me and do my laundry.

    My mate from school is currently being sponsored to break the World unlimited water speed record, the mob have given him an old sea Harrier engine and a team of engineers to build his boat. He expects to break 317mph later this year. All he did was accidently click on the Royal Marines website once while looking for gay porn.






    You ******* dullard.
     
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  3. I there a way to make them kick off, or do I have to wait?
     
  4. Can't afford university, oh well i'll stick to the south downs for a bit until China get pissed off.
     
  5. I know how to piss china off! Run into that big tieneman(sp?) square place and shout "FREE TIBET!"...They don't like it, no siree, not one bit!
     
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  6. Everest has been done. Come up with an original idea and then try again.
     
  7. A bit far fetched.
    As i'm not even in the army yet but soon will be (hopefully) it might seem a bit far fetched as the title says but would the army sponsor / provide equipment for me to draw a huge neon green penis on the moon? If so what courses are required to do so?

    Cheers in advance
     
  8. How's that?
     
  9. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    In all seriousness, the Royal Marines might provide funding for this.
     
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  10. Dear The_Four
    I am commanded by the Army Board to address your request for a bit of a leg up on your planned conquest of Mount Everest. Now I am all for cosmic ordering. I recently unconsciously for example cosmically ordered a wasp to sting me in my bed - and lo it was ordained.

    However on this occasion I feel that you might be "kicking the arrse out of it" to use an expression beloved of HM Forces. Apart from anything more obvious like what's in it for them, they will probably feel that as nearly everybody and their families have been up Everest already, you have "shit out". You chancing ****.

    Yours aye
    Cuddles

    SO1 Giving ridiculous assistance to people who don't really have any right to expect it. (O&D)
     
  11. I agree, maybe he should try climbing the Atlantis Massif.
     
  12. However if that seems a harsh decision, here is a picture of a witch getting her fanny licked by a cat, that I found whilst googling "project a green neon penis on the moon". Boolean logic? Beats me...

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  13. Oh and I imagine whoever did this, assuming it isn't some kind of artists' impression, could easily handle a penis...with the obligatory hairy ball, veiny bits and drip, drip, drip of ****.

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  14. A Russian hat. The Russian word for hat is;

    шапка,

    which seems appropriate.

    Read the threads; redundancy, defence cuts, allowances scrapped, will the MoD sponsor a juvenile half-wit to climb Mount Everest, etc.

    Climbed any of the closer peaks? Peak district, Lake District, Monroes, Alps?