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A better word for Vajazzling for pubic bling?

I can just about cope with gagging on stray pubes, but the potential choking hazard on those is massive.

Do we have to do a risk assessment before any slobbery cunnilingus??
My favourite word would be 'sad' closely followed by the phrase 'more fucking money than sense'!
My idea of vajazzling is changing my grots twice a week!


I've no idea what the linik shows, as I'm guessing that I shouldn't be opening that at work??


What is it with birds these days...killing themselves for a big arse and supergluing rhinestones to their box? It'll be zip-up clouts and velcroed arseholes next.

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