A better word for Vajazzling for pubic bling?

#2
A chap could end up with bling-sting if not careful during the act. Them crystals can hurt I bet.

Anyway, how about F-art!
 
#3
Be careful when banging essex girls then lads, or you could end up with a bad case of glitter balls
 
#4
I can just about cope with gagging on stray pubes, but the potential choking hazard on those is massive.

Do we have to do a risk assessment before any slobbery cunnilingus??
 
#5
My favourite word would be 'sad' closely followed by the phrase 'more fucking money than sense'!
My idea of vajazzling is changing my grots twice a week!
 
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PrinceAlbert

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#8
I've no idea what the linik shows, as I'm guessing that I shouldn't be opening that at work??
 
B

Biscuits_AB

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#9
What is it with birds these days...killing themselves for a big arse and supergluing rhinestones to their box? It'll be zip-up clouts and velcroed arseholes next.
 
#14
I've no idea what the linik shows, as I'm guessing that I shouldn't be opening that at work??
And there was me thinking you weren't bothered about such minor inconsequential things like that ;)
 
#16
Snatch sparkle. Could also insert a toliet block to make it smell nice
 
#19
Cunt Diamonds.

Also brings a whole new meaning to the term "blood diamonds" when they're on the blob.
Quality.

Now havent you got a kidnapping to do Steiner?
 
#20
I've no idea what the linik shows, as I'm guessing that I shouldn't be opening that at work??
Probably a good idea.... :omg:

F*ck! Ralleyman beat me to it!



Something for the Ladies Of Arrse to consider when they're looking at fashion accessories perhaps... ;-)
 

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