A beautiful princess

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  1. Once upon a time

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    In a land far away,

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    A beautiful, independent,
    Self-assured princess

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    Happened upon a frog as she sat
    Contemplating ecological issues
    On the shores of an unpolluted pond
    In a verdant meadow near her castle.

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    The frog hopped into the princess' lap
    And said: " Elegant Lady,
    I was once a handsome prince,
    Until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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    One kiss from you, however,
    And I will turn back
    Into the dapper, young prince that I am

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    And then, my sweet, we can marry

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    And set up housekeeping in your castle

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    With my mother,

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    Where you can prepare my meals,

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    Clean my clothes, bear my children,

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    And forever feel

    Grateful and happy doing so. "
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    That night,
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    As the princess dined sumptuously
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    On lightly sautéed frog legs
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    Seasoned in a white wine
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    And onion cream sauce,
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    She chuckled and thought to herself:
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    I don't f *****g think so.