A bear called Knut!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by bigbird67, Mar 20, 2007.

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  1. this is causing up roar in germany,,sweet little thing,,,its hopefully now been deceided to spare its life,,,,good of the zoo,,,,,after half of germany deceided not to go there if it was killed,,,,long live knut...
  2. Yes - and fcuk the do-gooders. Its cruel to keep it alive - yeah right! Now if ARRESERS could use that as a raison d' etre the chances of assorted elments of society remaining this side of the white fluffy clouds would be ............ well small :highfive:
  3. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Great quote from a tree-hugging-liberal-nutter

    Now if the bear is topped I don't see how it will have much opportunity to form any relationships with other bears.

    Except in the big bear cave in the sky!

    It might be worth adopting him just to p iss off the tree-huggers.
  4. just don't let MDN shag it til its a bit older!
  5. this from a country that removed 6,000,000 bear lovers in 1945...
  6. too late.............
  7. Knut is the correct (Scandinavian languages) version of Canute - as in the English king who tried to order the tide to go back.

    I wonder what this little fella'd like to order . . .
  8. Cnut is far too cute for its own good.

    I want to rob it and keep it in the mess :D
  9. Can a knut-snatch-plan be put in place?

    (And yes, I do realise that sounds like a posh name for surprise sex!!)

    It is ridiculously cute, and protesting to have it but down is insane!

    Especially as little Knut has been ear-marked as a bit of a stud..... ;-)
  10. Probably the invasion of Poland.
  11. I would like to formaly appoint myself as the head of the Knut Snatch Squad. Lets get the fuzzy fella to the relative safety of ARRSE.
  12. I'll provide med cover (always wanted to be a vet anyway - am only a doctor as my second choice :pissedoff:).
  13. Does Knut HAVE a snatch?