A ban of G Strings??

#1
NNOOOOOOO...........

Doctors have revealed that G-strings are bad for women's health and should be banned.

Experts in Germany warn that the skimpy pants can damage skin and cause infections.

Gynaecologists prefer women to wear traditional bigger knickers after seeing an "enormous" rise in patients reporting genital inflammation.

"G-strings can abrade and injure the sensitive skin around the genital area - especially if they are too tight or made with badly stitched material," Dr Thomas Gent was quoted by the Sun, as saying.

He said friction caused by the "string" part of the underwear is the root of the problem.

Dr Gent, of the Association of Gynaecologists in Hamburg, added that the damage caused "can aid the spread of bacteria and cause fungal infections".

Recent German studies found one in two women under 50 wear G-strings and most men find them sexy.

But Mathias Geduhn, a spokesman for fashion chain H&M, revealed that big pants are making a comeback.

He said: "The trend is turning to comfortable hot-pants and slips."
He said friction caused by the "string" part of the underwear is the root of the problem.
No, its the cheese spread that causes the chaffing.

Recent German studies found one in two women under 50 wear G-strings and most men find them sexy.
How many over 50 wear them? Now thats sexy..... :twisted:

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#2
Ha, doesn't say anything about G-strings being bad for a blokes health. IdleAdjt- breathing a huge sigh of relief.
 
#3
Right, I've been biding my time, watching those Serial Invaders and genocidal maniacs rise out of the ashes because of US money and UK investment. I've watched them once again increase their grip on Europe, pushing their own twisted agenda, once again. I let it slide, let bygones be bygones, they're a different generation, lets all be friends.

But THIS is taking it too far. It's time to take action when some boxhead Mengele type tells our women that thongs are bad for them. Let's do the whole village, who's on Spearhead at the moment? Lets march into Berlin and shove a big pair of apple catchers into the mouths of these doctors.

LEAVE OUR BIRDS' PANTS ALONE, KLAUS!
 
#4
YEAH .... try walking normally then boxhead .... you'll find the chaffing considerably reduced if you dont goose step through poland you filthy hun

hand off our skimpy's.....
 
#5
IdleAdjt said:
Ha, doesn't say anything about G-strings being bad for a blokes health. IdleAdjt- breathing a huge sigh of relief.
You're a braver man than I IdleAdjt, breathing a sigh of relief wearing a cheese wire, the relaxing motion could split your cheeks...literally. Then you'd be a split arrse. :lol:
 
#6
i never had a problem with my thongs, but the ones i saw mdn wearing looked far too tight for him.....
could see his mangina in all its ickle glory!
 
#7
Men wearing thongs is just wrong,

Just think about how they ride up, and then when you look from the front it would be like spaniels ears!!

I am off to scrub myself with costic soda for even having that image pop into my head!!
 
#8
No g-bangers?? *sobs hysterically* I can't go commando 365 days a year! A girl needs something else there sometimes :lol:
 
#9
mizkrissi said:
No g-bangers?? *sobs hysterically* I can't go commando 365 days a year! A girl needs something else there sometimes :lol:
I'll stand in for your g string 8)
 
#10
G-strings are my personal bete noire. Ok ladies, if you're an 18 year old size 10 or a total gym bunny and you have gravity defying pushin-cushins between which you can remove crown bottle tops, then thongs are fine. But if you do not fit this description (come on, be honest with yourselves) then a proper pair of old fashioned, full-back tummy warmers are the thing.
No man wants to see your flabby, spotty, bi-furcated ar*e hanging down below the hem of your skirt. Lets face it, proper restraint will do for your harris what a wonder-bra does for your top-bollo*ks.
 
#13
sandmanfez said:
G-strings are my personal bete noire. Ok ladies, if you're an 18 year old size 10 or a total gym bunny and you have gravity defying pushin-cushins between which you can remove crown bottle tops, then thongs are fine. But if you do not fit this description (come on, be honest with yourselves) then a proper pair of old fashioned, full-back tummy warmers are the thing.
No man wants to see your flabby, spotty, bi-furcated ar*e hanging down below the hem of your skirt. Lets face it, proper restraint will do for your harris what a wonder-bra does for your top-bollo*ks.
Glad to know that i almost fit the bill for this. does 20 and perfect size ten count? I ruddy hope so!
 
#14
My kind of Girl!!! :D
 
#15
KJC84 said:
sandmanfez said:
G-strings are my personal bete noire. Ok ladies, if you're an 18 year old size 10 or a total gym bunny and you have gravity defying pushin-cushins between which you can remove crown bottle tops, then thongs are fine. But if you do not fit this description (come on, be honest with yourselves) then a proper pair of old fashioned, full-back tummy warmers are the thing.
No man wants to see your flabby, spotty, bi-furcated ar*e hanging down below the hem of your skirt. Lets face it, proper restraint will do for your harris what a wonder-bra does for your top-bollo*ks.
Glad to know that i almost fit the bill for this. does 20 and perfect size ten count? I ruddy hope so!
you going to salisbury bash? :wink:
 
#16
P1ss off Ginger Boy, this one's mine! :D
 
#17
No, i have big knickers aplenty, i have just about every type of undies imaginable! last count 76 sets! so i am sure i can find somthing to suit
 
#18
KJC84 said:
No, i have big knickers aplenty, i have just about every type of undies imaginable! last count 76 sets! so i am sure i can find somthing to suit
Wow, a woman with a knicker fetish! We'll have plenty to talk about. (afterwards)
 
#19
Jesus Christ, with my Anya flying the coup to Cyprus, I need a new bird to stalk and it looks like we've got a winner.

Come on down :lol:
 
#20
The great thing about chicks wearing a g string is that if you youre in a playful mood and want to really inflict some eeye watering pain then give them a swift double handed wedgie.

If you time it right you can get their feet clean off the floor. :twisted: :lol:
 

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