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a 1st love

#1
KJC84 said:
sandmanfez said:
G-strings are my personal bete noire. Ok ladies, if you're an 18 year old size 10 or a total gym bunny and you have gravity defying pushin-cushins between which you can remove crown bottle tops, then thongs are fine. But if you do not fit this description (come on, be honest with yourselves) then a proper pair of old fashioned, full-back tummy warmers are the thing.
No man wants to see your flabby, spotty, bi-furcated ar*e hanging down below the hem of your skirt. Lets face it, proper restraint will do for your harris what a wonder-bra does for your top-bollo*ks.
Glad to know that i almost fit the bill for this. does 20 and perfect size ten count? I ruddy hope so!
That'll do nicely, unless you mean that your bottom half is a size 20 and your top a perfect size 10.

Truth be told, I still prefer the bigger knickers. Dont worry if you havent got any, I'll lend you some. Its amazing what people leave on their washing lines overnight.
 
#3
The term i like to use is underwear conosuire (spelling?) A gal has to have underwear for every occasion, my personal favorite is the lacey french knickers in hot pink with matching bra. but thats just personal taste!
 
#4
StabTiffy2B said:
Jesus Christ, with my Anya flying the coup to Cyprus, I need a new bird to stalk and it looks like we've got a winner.

Come on down :lol:
i hate to dissapoint you but i am also off to cyprus in feb with blokey! :cry:
 
#7
KJC84 said:
The term i like to use is underwear conosuire (spelling?) A gal has to have underwear for every occasion, my personal favorite is the lacey french knickers in hot pink with matching bra. but thats just personal taste!
Steady! my heart rate has just gone from 60 to 150!
 
#8
Sorry! (not) but a girl has to have a hobby, mine just happens to be collecting underwear. but to stay on thread, i have no probs with G-Strings. the one i have on now is fine
 
#10
Not my fault! blame the fussy i am wedding! got a luvly 6 months in aldershot first. oh well will have to have a special box for me undies
 
#11
KJC84 said:
Sorry! (not) but a girl has to have a hobby, mine just happens to be collecting underwear. but to stay on thread, i have no probs with G-Strings. the one i have on now is fine
I think I'm warming to them too! Of course, you can always wear a G-string UNDER the french knickers, and we could try that old party favourite, pass the parcel, unwrapping a layer at a time.

Heart rate now 160 and rising.
 
#12
sandmanfez said:
KJC84 said:
Sorry! (not) but a girl has to have a hobby, mine just happens to be collecting underwear. but to stay on thread, i have no probs with G-Strings. the one i have on now is fine
I think I'm warming to them too! Of course, you can always wear a G-string UNDER the french knickers, and we could try that old party favourite, pass the parcel, unwrapping a layer at a time.

Heart rate now 160 and rising.
What a very interesting Idea!
 
#13
KJC84 said:
sandmanfez said:
KJC84 said:
Sorry! (not) but a girl has to have a hobby, mine just happens to be collecting underwear. but to stay on thread, i have no probs with G-Strings. the one i have on now is fine
I think I'm warming to them too! Of course, you can always wear a G-string UNDER the french knickers, and we could try that old party favourite, pass the parcel, unwrapping a layer at a time.

Heart rate now 160 and rising.
What a very interesting Idea!
If you like that idea, I've got plenty more! its the gift/curse of an over-active imagination and a libido like a herd of wildebeeste on viagra.
 
#14
trust me your s£x drive is nothing like mine! i am struggling going without for 4 days, with the promise of a good hard F*ck this evening my g-strings are now suffering!
 
#15
KJC84 said:
trust me your s£x drive is nothing like mine! i am struggling going without for 4 days, with the promise of a good hard F*ck this evening my g-strings are now suffering!
Jeeeeeesus Christ! dump that fussy (he's got a funny hat) and try being Mrs Fez No. 3

(I suspect Stabtiffy may have just rushed off to the bogs)
 
#16
na! couldnt do that. he is a definate fan of the larger knicker. he'd also Fooking kill me if he knew i was on here. Thinks i should leave army "stuff" to him. oh well, this has brightened up my work day! I think Stabtiffy may have a problem with girls who talk like lads. Maybe i know what i want too much
 
#17
KJC84 said:
na! couldnt do that. he is a definate fan of the larger knicker. he'd also Fooking kill me if he knew i was on here. Thinks i should leave army "stuff" to him. oh well, this has brightened up my work day! I think Stabtiffy may have a problem with girls who talk like lads. Maybe i know what i want too much
Ha ha, I think Its fairly obvious what you want! You must save your bloke a fortune in gym fees.

Still, if you ever change your mind...............
 
#18
I will always remember where you are, out of intrest, in the real world where do you hale from? if you dont want to post that you can PM me
 
#19
KJC84 said:
na! couldnt do that. he is a definate fan of the larger knicker. he'd also Fooking kill me if he knew i was on here. Thinks i should leave army "stuff" to him. oh well, this has brightened up my work day! I think Stabtiffy may have a problem with girls who talk like lads. Maybe i know what i want too much
Is he welsh

If so I imagine he insists on all your drawers being sheepskin/fleece lined doesn't he? :lol:
 

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